1. It’s actually harder for me to turn down a twinkie when I have milk in my glass, as opposed to having none.
2. If I HAD to choose between frozen yogurt and ice cream, I’d pick frozen yogurt.
3. But, if I had to choose between being raped by a frozen yogurt machine or an ice cream man, I’d choose the ice cream man.
4. I believe that being gassy = farts, therefore, I do believe that lactose intolerance stinks.
5. The hardest thing for me to give up would be dairy.
6. Excluding romantic love, the last person I said “I love you” to was a spoonful of cream cheese. I meant it.
7. I would choose better to have never loved dairy, rather than to have loved dairy and lost.

…in other news, I still have no idea what I’m doing with my life.

Will you marry me?

tommypom:

Hai! I really want to go on tumblr, may I use your laptop??

lemonysmut:

This picture gave me goosebumps.

liv2luvluv2liv:

My girlfriend and I took part in a NOH8 photoshoot at my school a few weeks ago, and I just got one of the prints! There will [hopefully] be more later :)

iwannabebella:

theladycheeky:

WORSHIP HER